Because I would be feeling like poo right now for neglecting my readers. It's almost been a week since I've posted here, and what terribly urgent things have I done this week that would have legitimately kept me from posting here.....?

NOTHING.

In my own crappy defense, this is that time of the year where my blood slows to a near crawl. In fact, my systems shut down so completely that I register as catatonic. I sort of float along the stream of survival, doing just enough to keep myself alive. For example, I'll wash only seven pairs of underwear as opposed to ten, because I won't have the energy to change them but once a day. It's just too bad if I happen to soil a pair on, say, Tuesday. I won't be washing underwears again until Saturday. I just have to endure.

Although, to toot my own small, little, miniscule horn, I will say that I do still make reasonable dinners for my family. By reasonable, I mean, healthy, balanced, from-scratch meals. I honestly love to cook and bake, and actually enjoy preparing food for people.

OK, so I guess I'm catatonic in every other room besides the kitchen.

Ah. Well, now that I think about it...I've ran one to two miles on the treadmill every day since the day after Christmas, so I'm not comatose in that category either. Oh, and...I am pretty caught up on my schoolwork, lesson planning and whatnot.

Alright, dammit...but seriously, I am seriously lacking motivation in all other areas of my life. I don't have to justify myself to you people!!!!!!

OMG - did you all notice how I used 'seriously' twice in the above span of four words? WTH? I'm all of a sudden like a preschooler...with a seriously limited vocabulary. Seriously.