The glorious weekend.

I realize I am repeating myself. I think I always use the word 'glorious' when I am talking about the weekends. It's so cliche. I need to find another word.

So, I've been wandering out in the wilderness here at the Stream for awhile now...at some point, I entertained Delusions of Grandeur and figured, through my witty and poignant prose, I would become the most famous blogger here, which would then lead to multi-book deals from publishers who'd heard of me and read my online stuff. Then, I would quit my teaching job and write full-time, in addition to touring the country doing book signings and whatnot. Pretty soon, I would be approached by Hollywood agents and Playboy.

Alas, that future doesn't seem to be in the cards for me...yet.

I am on a couple of other Streamers' "Blogs I Like" (not thousands, like was expected). I also found out a couple of days ago that I do have an outside reader (a non-Streamer) who checks in every now and then.

All in all...I have a readership of about...four. Maybe. I have a couple of ideas that may remedy this problem.

1. Blog here more frequently. Good practice.
2. Respond to others' blogs.
3. Write about things my readers would like to read about.

Hmmmm...well, I think readers would like to hear about my Saturday so far.

Let's see. I woke up early this morning and made it out in the below zero weather to have breakfast with my parents at seven this morning. Kirby came with. Then, I had a 9:00 hair appointment, and I got the works. Cut, color, etc. I feel pretty. The rest of my day will be a combination of house chores and food preparation, because we are having friends over around 7:00 pm. Before that, though, we are eating an early supper at my mom and dad's around 3:00. I am also hoping to squeeze in some homework grading, but that may have to be done tomorrow.

So there. My Saturday. I fully expect readership to skyrocket.